A fact to make you feel old: Monsters Inc. was released 11 years ago.

Doctor: Are you sexually active?
Me: Ha
Me: Hahahaha
Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Me: HAHA THAT'S A GOOD ONE.
Me: OH MY GOD WHAT IS AIR
Me: JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL OH MY GOD
Me: Hahaha
Me: Haaa....
Me: Whooooooo, that was a good one.
Me: No, no I am not.

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myreligioniskindness:

my brother tried to pick up a banana to make it look like he was talking on the phone but all the bananas in the bunch came with it and he just looked at me and went “i guess it’s a conference call”

(via cleverdeens)

Me: *self harms and constantly causing myself pain*
Me: *stubs toe*
Me: Goddamn fuckity fuck shit motherfucking ass fuck that hurt like a bitch.